diff --git a/.changeset/6910-retire-event-handlers-schema.md b/.changeset/6910-retire-event-handlers-schema.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..29b222ff49
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@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+---
+'@object-ui/types': minor
+---
+
+`EventHandlersSchema` is removed from `@object-ui/types` (objectui#6910).
+
+**FROM** `EventHandlersSchema`, a `z.record(z.string(), z.function())` exported
+from the zod base module and re-exported from the zod barrel, **TO** *nothing*.
+There is no replacement export, and deliberately so.
+
+**Nothing that worked stops working, because nothing could have worked.** Every
+value the record accepted had to be a function, so no JSON document could ever
+satisfy it, and nothing in this package composed it into a field. It could
+therefore neither admit a correct authoring nor refuse a wrong one — an author
+reading the published surface got no signal in either direction, which is the
+shape ADR-0049 enforce-or-remove exists to delete. Ruled by the maintainer on
+objectui#6124 (decision batch #8) and reconfirmed in batch #25.
+
+**What to author instead.** Behaviour is authored as a NODE TYPE — an `action:`
+node with a declared action, the spelling PR #6498 established. The per-node
+`on*` handler keys that do exist are declared through `handlerKeyRefusal()`,
+which refuses every value, an authored object and a live function alike, and
+carries that same remedy in its own message. The function-valued face is a
+TypeScript prop shape and is untouched by this change: the `EventHandlers`
+interface is still declared and still exported.
+
+**Not marked breaking, and that is a measurement rather than an assumption.** A
+consumer census for this symbol scored zero live imports in each of objectui,
+objectstack, cloud and hotcrm. The objectui and objectstack legs were re-taken
+on this branch under a positive control that fires in the same corpus; the
+cloud and hotcrm legs are carried forward from the published reading on
+objectstack#15886 rather than re-taken here. That is a reading taken at this
+commit and nothing re-derives it afterwards: a TypeScript consumer outside
+those four repositories that imported the symbol gets a compile error naming
+it, and the FROM/TO above is what such a consumer needs.
+
+⚠️ **No gate reports a second export of this shape.** Both standing instruments
+are structurally blind to it — the `z.function()` census matches a
+`key: z.function(` spelling and a record's VALUE type is not a key, and the zod
+mirror parity ledger exempts index signatures by design. A NOTE at the former
+declaration site, not a gate, is what records the absence.
diff --git a/packages/types/src/__tests__/handler-keys-json-refusal-6124.test.ts b/packages/types/src/__tests__/handler-keys-json-refusal-6124.test.ts
index 8e55fa8b55..3b0754e5d3 100644
--- a/packages/types/src/__tests__/handler-keys-json-refusal-6124.test.ts
+++ b/packages/types/src/__tests__/handler-keys-json-refusal-6124.test.ts
@@ -470,10 +470,12 @@ const RETIRED: readonly Site[] = [
 
 const ALL_SITES: readonly Site[] = [...RUNTIME_SLOT, ...RETIRED];
 
-/** The nine mirror files the census covers; `base.zod.ts` holds only
- *  `EventHandlersSchema` (a record, objectui#6910's card) and no named key.
- *  `objectql.zod.ts` joined with objectui#6576 — it declared no handler key
- *  at all until `ObjectDataTableSchema.onRowClick`. */
+/** The nine mirror files the census covers; `base.zod.ts` is not among them —
+ *  it declares no named handler key. The record-valued `EventHandlersSchema`
+ *  that once stood there was never one either, and objectui#6910 retired it;
+ *  the NOTE left at its site records why no JSON-authorable handler record
+ *  replaces it. `objectql.zod.ts` joined with objectui#6576 — it declared no
+ *  handler key at all until `ObjectDataTableSchema.onRowClick`. */
 const MIRROR_FILES = [
   'complex.zod.ts',
   'data-display.zod.ts',
diff --git a/packages/types/src/__tests__/zod-mirror-parity.test.ts b/packages/types/src/__tests__/zod-mirror-parity.test.ts
index 76843ae0fa..a3706d2f3a 100644
--- a/packages/types/src/__tests__/zod-mirror-parity.test.ts
+++ b/packages/types/src/__tests__/zod-mirror-parity.test.ts
@@ -3187,8 +3187,6 @@ const EXCLUSIONS: Readonly<Record<string, string>> = {
     "a bare vocabulary with no `.shape`; it is checked where a mirrored KEY declares it",
   'base.zod.ts#HTMLAttributesSchema':
     "an index signature, not a declared key set — there are no keys to compare",
-  'base.zod.ts#EventHandlersSchema':
-    "an index signature, not a declared key set — there are no keys to compare",
   'complex.zod.ts#CalendarViewModeSchema':
     "a bare vocabulary with no `.shape`; it is checked where a mirrored KEY declares it",
   'complex.zod.ts#DashboardWidgetTypeSchema':
diff --git a/packages/types/src/zod/base.zod.ts b/packages/types/src/zod/base.zod.ts
index 3e5229a96d..9b5b728e8f 100644
--- a/packages/types/src/zod/base.zod.ts
+++ b/packages/types/src/zod/base.zod.ts
@@ -718,9 +718,54 @@ export const ComponentConfigSchema = ComponentMetaSchema.extend({
 export const HTMLAttributesSchema = z.record(z.string(), z.any()).describe('HTML attributes');
 
 /**
- * Event Handlers
+ * Event handlers — NOTE, not a declaration. There is deliberately no
+ * event-handlers const here (objectui#6910).
+ *
+ * `EventHandlersSchema`, a `z.record(z.string(), z.function())`, stood at this
+ * spot until objectui#6910 retired it under ADR-0049 enforce-or-remove
+ * (maintainer ruling on objectui#6124, decision batch #8, reconfirmed in batch
+ * #25). It was a published export of `@object-ui/types/zod` that **no JSON
+ * document could ever satisfy** — every value it accepted had to be a function
+ * — and that nothing in this package composed. It could therefore neither
+ * admit a correct authoring nor refuse a wrong one: an author reading the
+ * published surface got no signal in either direction, which is exactly the
+ * shape ADR-0049 exists to remove.
+ *
+ * Why no JSON-authorable replacement can be written here, i.e. why this is a
+ * NOTE and not a narrower schema: on the JSON face handlers are not values at
+ * all. The per-node `on*` handler keys that do exist are declared through
+ * `handlerKeyRefusal()` in `./tombstone.zod.ts`, which refuses EVERY value —
+ * an authored object and a live function alike — and carries the remedy in
+ * its own message: author behaviour as a NODE TYPE, an `action:` node with a
+ * declared action, the spelling PR #6498 established. A record of function
+ * values is that same unauthorable shape with the key set left open as well,
+ * so narrowing it could only make the refusal harder to read. The
+ * function-valued face is a TypeScript prop shape, declared as `EventHandlers`
+ * in `../base.ts`; a zod mirror of it would mirror something that never
+ * crosses the wire.
+ *
+ * ⚠️ `BaseSchema` declares NO `events` key, and this note asserted that it did
+ * until the claim was checked against the tree. AGENTS.md's abridged protocol
+ * sketch shows `events?: Record<string, ActionSchema[]>` and its action-system
+ * commandment authors one, but `BaseSchemaCore` declares no such member and
+ * nothing reads `schema.events`: whatever a document writes under that key,
+ * no renderer runs it. `BaseSchemaCore` is `.passthrough()`, so such a node is
+ * KEPT, judged by nothing and run by nothing. ⛔ Do not send an author there.
+ * ⛔ No count of authored `events` keys is stated here — objectui#9553 carries
+ * that census. A census answer frozen into a comment is the defect AGENTS.md
+ * commandment #9 forbids, and this note shipped one once already: the first
+ * version of this paragraph named a total that was wrong on the day it was
+ * written, and it reached the emitted `.d.ts` before review caught it.
+ *
+ * ⚠️ Do not conclude from a clean sweep that no second one of these exists.
+ * Both standing instruments are structurally blind to this shape: the
+ * `z.function()` census matches the `key: z.function(` spelling and a record's
+ * VALUE type is not a key, and `../__tests__/zod-mirror-parity.test.ts`
+ * exempts index signatures by design ("no keys to compare"). This note, not a
+ * gate, is what records the absence.
+ *
+ * Precedent of the same shape: objectstack#12009 / PR #13413.
  */
-export const EventHandlersSchema = z.record(z.string(), z.function()).describe('Event handlers');
 
 /**
  * The two CSS passthrough attributes a node exposes: a Tailwind class string and
diff --git a/packages/types/src/zod/index.zod.ts b/packages/types/src/zod/index.zod.ts
index 34b4476d06..31ad271596 100644
--- a/packages/types/src/zod/index.zod.ts
+++ b/packages/types/src/zod/index.zod.ts
@@ -80,7 +80,6 @@ export {
   ComponentMetaSchema,
   ComponentConfigSchema,
   HTMLAttributesSchema,
-  EventHandlersSchema,
   ClassNameStylePropsSchema,
 } from './base.zod.js';